David told us not to put his face on a mug. He should not have said that. His face is now on a mug. Hopefully David has learnt his lesson—that being, don’t tell the mug people what to do. Actually, he doesn’t know his face is on a mug because it’s a heat reactive mug. He just thinks it’s an overpriced black coffee holder. Joke’s on you, maths man.
Model: Ronan MacEwan, Mona senior digital and social coordinator