HARDCORE DAVID SHOWBAG

For David groupies and the Walsh-curious among us, behold: a showbag honouring Mona's lord and creator. Includes the official Walsh memoir, a swashbuckling yarn full of scandal and intrigue; a novelty mug ('Don't put my face on a fucking mug'); an alarmingly stylish cap; and a bookmark.

Showbag not included (we're trying to cutdown on landfill).